We Don't Call 911 Sign

$45.00

We Don't Call 911.  Well, except for that one time when Grandma couldn't get off the toilet.  The cops came, and then they tasered her a few times for not obeying a police order.  Go figure.  I guess they did tell her to get off the toilet.  

Anyway, we Don't Call 911 because we can and will take care of it ourselves.  American self-sufficiency is at the very core of this sign.

  • Bare Metal
  • Belt Sanded
  • Size = 17.7"w x 9.7"h
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We Don't Call 911.  Well, except for that one time when Grandma couldn't get off the toilet.  The cops came, and then they tasered her a few times for not obeying a police order.  Go figure.  I guess they did tell her to get off the toilet.  

Anyway, we Don't Call 911 because we can and will take care of it ourselves.  American self-sufficiency is at the very core of this sign.

  • Bare Metal
  • Belt Sanded
  • Size = 17.7"w x 9.7"h

We Don't Call 911.  Well, except for that one time when Grandma couldn't get off the toilet.  The cops came, and then they tasered her a few times for not obeying a police order.  Go figure.  I guess they did tell her to get off the toilet.  

Anyway, we Don't Call 911 because we can and will take care of it ourselves.  American self-sufficiency is at the very core of this sign.

  • Bare Metal
  • Belt Sanded
  • Size = 17.7"w x 9.7"h